Bildungblog

2012-02-19T14:37:00.000-08:00

Why is it legal for Sheriff Paul Babeu to engage

in same-sex fornication in Arizona, but not

same-sex marriage?

2012-02-19T13:59:00.000-08:00

Yessiree, Bob! Rick Santorum had his Ohio audience

literally dancing in the aisles!

2012-02-19T12:42:00.000-08:00

Having answered the question, "What are women for?"

James Poulos---polymath and postmodern pool hustler---

next tackled the chicken-egg conundrum, "Am I smart be-

cause I'm conservative or conservative because I'm smart?"

2012-02-19T11:34:00.000-08:00

Elephant Man

2012-02-19T08:52:00.000-08:00

Warning!

If you are possessed by a demon, please

be advised that Gabrielle Amorth is an

official Vatican exorcist who also be-

lieves yoga and Harry Potter are Satanic.

2012-02-19T08:39:00.000-08:00

"Countless women have tried to date and marry me,

but sorry, ladies, I'm off the market.”

2012-02-19T08:03:00.000-08:00

If Alec Baldwin is as successful as Dan Savage, who

redefined the meaning of 'Santorum', the definition

of 'Breitbart' will be 'A Festering Boil on the Anus

of Public Discourse'.

2012-02-19T07:21:00.000-08:00

"What would you do for a TransCanada Oil Shale Sandwich?"

2012-02-19T06:38:00.000-08:00

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #363

Jeanine Notter

2012-02-18T14:45:00.000-08:00

"There still needs to be some bounds for privacy,”

Sheriff Babeu said, as he created yet another self-portrait

with the aid of his smartphone.

2012-02-18T09:26:00.000-08:00

According to Sheriff Paul Babeu, his favorite part of

'playing doctor' with José the Illegal Alien was the

breast exam.

2012-02-18T09:01:00.000-08:00

At Cirque du Soleil, they call this

maneuver the 'Mitt Romney'.

2012-02-18T07:39:00.000-08:00

Mike DeWine, Ohio's Republican Attorney-General, has

changed his political endorsement again, this time from

Mitt Romney to Rick Santorum. Poor Mitt! Even his

endorsers are flip-floppers!

2012-02-18T07:26:00.000-08:00

"I bid you welcome. The shape of mainline Protestantism

in this country is in shambles. It is gone from the

world of Christianity as I see it. And, yes, nobody

expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

2012-02-18T07:11:00.000-08:00

Wake up, O wise ones, it's the 6th anniversary of

bildungblog! That's right, six years ago today---

February 18, 2006---this blog was born. Now you

can go back to sleep.

2012-02-17T08:42:00.000-08:00

Some are calling the state of Virginia's mandatory transvaginal

ultrasound probe legislation the 'State-Sponsored Rape' Law.

Claytie Williams would say that's way too harsh, preferring

to call it the 'As Long as It's Inevitable, You Might as Well

Lie Back and Enjoy It' Law.

2012-02-17T08:22:00.000-08:00

Pat Buchanan Sez: "I've been whitelisted, but I'm not beaten!"

2012-02-17T08:15:00.000-08:00

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #362

Dr. William Thierfelder

2012-02-17T08:06:00.000-08:00

MSNBC Sacks Pat Buchanan 10 Years Too Late

2012-02-17T08:00:00.000-08:00

The state of Alabama will be closing most of its mental

hospitals because it has become difficult---and often

impossible---to tell the difference between those on

the inside and those on the outside.

2012-02-16T11:12:00.000-08:00

"Now come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it.

She's a real stunner, she's really well stacked, you've got

her legs up and---damn!---she has a Bayer aspirin between

her knees!"

2012-02-16T09:17:00.000-08:00

'Virginia Is for Lovers' Who 'Live Passionately'

and Enjoy 'Transvaginal Ultrasound Probing'

2012-02-16T09:04:00.000-08:00

"I just want to shrink government down to the size where it's

small enough for transvaginal insertion."

2012-02-16T08:48:00.000-08:00

Sign of the Times #19

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Austerity

2012-02-16T08:00:00.000-08:00

Asked the man who has had 4 wives but 0 children,

"Why are so many people afraid of birth?"

2012-02-16T07:01:00.000-08:00

When she stumbled on the campaign trail yesterday,

Callista, fortunately, was wearing her helmet.

2012-02-16T06:45:00.000-08:00

Two-Minute Haters #24

John Guandolo

2012-02-16T05:59:00.000-08:00

Rombo Attempts to 'Santorumize' Man of the Froth

2012-02-16T05:39:00.000-08:00

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #361

Becky Currie

2012-02-16T05:23:00.000-08:00

Rick Santorum's budget for sweater vests should be

solidly in the black with the $1,295,277.00 he earned in

2009 and 2010 'consulting and speaking' (i. e., lobbying)

for health care and energy interests.

2012-02-16T04:57:00.000-08:00

'Baptism for the Dead' (I Corinthians 15:29) is one of Paul

the Apostle's teachings that most people who profess to be

Christians either don't know about, studiously ignore, or

refuse to talk about. Take Mitt Romney, for example.

2012-02-15T15:35:00.000-08:00

Warm Scuzzies #260

Robert Arnold

2012-02-15T15:18:00.000-08:00

"I think living life tends to make you more conservative.

And if I live long enough, I'll eventually look and sound

just like Generalissimo Francisco Franco."

2012-02-15T12:43:00.000-08:00

Factoid of the Hour #17

Man Eating Triple Bypass Burger at the Heart Attack

Grill in Chandler, Arizona, Placed Under Cardiac Arrest

2012-02-15T12:32:00.000-08:00

MEGAFROTH!

2012-02-15T12:03:00.000-08:00

Dave Mustaine Sez: "Rick Santorum,

you're the man!"

2012-02-15T08:15:00.000-08:00

Governor Walker Nixes Tour with President Obama

Due to an Attack of Wood Borers

2012-02-15T07:42:00.000-08:00

"You're getting close, Mr. Brooks, but if you could go

just a tad whiter, Charles Murray would appreciate it."

2012-02-15T07:27:00.000-08:00

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #360

Bishop Walker Nickless

2012-02-15T07:20:00.000-08:00

"A new Rasmussen survey of likely voters shows that

43% believe a group of people randomly selected from

the phone book would do a better job than the current

Congress. The other 57% didn't respond because they

didn't know what a 'phone book' was."

2012-02-15T06:21:00.000-08:00

Ronbo Gunning for Santorum and Romney

in Michigan

2012-02-15T05:56:00.000-08:00

"You've explained, Ms. Trotta, why women in the military

are 'raped too much', but what about those who are

'raped too little'? Do you have an explanation for that?"

2012-02-15T05:38:00.000-08:00

Don't look for Dr. Melissa Clouthier on Jersey Shore. That's

where all the young whores and sluts from CPAC hang out.

2012-02-14T15:00:00.000-08:00

Yes, We Have a Dog in This Fight

h/t Grung_E_Gene

2012-02-14T11:02:00.000-08:00

Mitt Romney Sez: "Who let the dogs out?"

2012-02-14T08:04:00.000-08:00

American Schutzstaffel #9

2012-02-14T07:34:00.000-08:00

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

Achieve Rapprochement at Last

2012-02-14T07:10:00.000-08:00

"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam!"

2012-02-14T06:35:00.000-08:00

"'Humane McRib'? Grunt! That's an oxymoron if I

ever heard one!"

2012-02-14T06:28:00.000-08:00

On this Valentine's Day, a big shout out to Austin, Texas,

the 'Horniest City in the United States'.

2012-02-14T06:22:00.000-08:00

"Don't let the glasses fool ya! I'm really

a demon in disguise!"

h/t Ibeati

2012-02-14T05:16:00.000-08:00

National Review Tells Newt Gingrich to

Shoot for the Moon and Endorse

Rick Santorum

2012-02-14T05:03:00.000-08:00

John Boehner, GOP Speleologist

2012-02-13T14:34:00.000-08:00

Lori Klein, Arizona Nanny, Sez: "I've introduced Senate

Bill 1467 because our Arizona teachers are young and

impressionable and students should not be using

four-letter words in the classroom."

2012-02-13T13:51:00.000-08:00

Daily Caller Exposé Shows That David Brock, Founder

of Media Matters for America, Systematically Attempts

to Influence the Media [Egads!], Likes to Party [Gosh!],

and Dislikes Dickweeds like Tucker Carlson [L'horreur!]

2012-02-13T07:29:00.000-08:00

"Sheriffs like me are the Ultimate Enforcers of the

Constitution, Protectors Against Government Tyranny,

Brave Oath Keepers, and America's Last Hope."

2012-02-13T07:15:00.000-08:00

Iran Threatens America's Shores with Nuclear-Powered

Kamikaze Boats of Mass Destruction

2012-02-13T07:02:00.000-08:00

"Men, do your duty! We need more Republicans---fast!"

2012-02-12T16:44:00.000-08:00

"Here's an idea, Andrew: why not call your ragefest at

CPAC 'Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle' and let the liberal

media try to sort out the meaning?"

2012-02-12T16:24:00.000-08:00

"Sure, I smoke Kools. But don't you dare lay any

of that 'Willie the Penguin' shit on me!"

2012-02-12T16:13:00.000-08:00

If you move far enough to the right, you can believe

that Fox News is a puppet of George Soros and that

Megan McArdle belongs in the kitchen.

2012-02-12T16:00:00.000-08:00

"Bullets Over Broadway? Why, that's my favorite

Woody Allen movie!"

2012-02-12T15:38:00.000-08:00

"I know I'm still too young to be talking, Mom and Pop, but

I just gotta say that as pandas go, you're more fake than

Mitt Romney."

2012-02-12T15:16:00.000-08:00

Amy Kremer, Steve King, and Orrin Hatch had given it

their best shot. But after an hour of intense discussion,

they still hadn't come up with a plausible hypothesis to

account for the fact that there had only been Three

Stooges, instead of four.

2012-02-12T14:35:00.000-08:00

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #133

'Nice Deb' and Duane Lester

2012-02-12T14:22:00.000-08:00

"Hi, I'm Ollie North, and at age 68 I can still almost raise

my hands above my head. How about that!"

[Sustained Applause]

"In conclusion, Ronald Reagan once let me kiss his ass

for saving him from being impeached for the

Iran/Contra Scandal. How about that!"

[Standing Ovation]

2012-02-12T14:14:00.000-08:00

Americans cannot imagine life without electricity in the

same way the Japanese cannot imagine nuclear power

without Fukashima.

2012-02-12T13:38:00.000-08:00

Timothy Dolan's Reaction When the Pope

Promoted Him from Sparrow to Cardinal

2012-02-12T13:24:00.000-08:00

Human Devolution: the Vedic Alternative to Darwin

2012-02-12T13:13:00.000-08:00

"ARM THE BRAVE SYRIAN FREEDOM FIGHTERS!"

2012-02-12T12:56:00.000-08:00

Little Known Fact #24

The Lineup was a police drama which aired on CBS

radio from 1950 to 1953 and from 1954 to 1960 on

CBS television.

2012-02-12T12:35:00.000-08:00

"Yes, ma'am, the CPACalypse is already over.

Sorry you missed it."

2012-02-12T12:26:00.000-08:00

"Some glad morning when this life is o'er, I'll fly away."

2012-02-12T12:09:00.000-08:00

Allegories for Our Time #24

Unplanned Parenthood: the Las Vegas of Straight Marriage

2012-02-12T09:43:00.000-08:00

Is looking like this a requirement for being a

finance minister?

2012-02-12T06:34:00.000-08:00

"I'm STARK!"

"I'm RAVING!"

"I'm MAD!"

2012-02-12T05:42:00.000-08:00

Bill Murray Wondering Why Nobody

Noticed Him at CPAC

2012-02-12T04:50:00.000-08:00

Der Popenfuhrer's American Agents Decry

the Obama Administration's Compromise

on Birth Control

2012-02-12T04:31:00.000-08:00

"Who's the woman on the wrong side of 40

in the chum salmon dress?"

"Beats me!"

2012-02-12T04:16:00.000-08:00

Accusing Planned Parenthood of 'unleashing Armageddon'

and being 'a gigantic bully' is what is referred to in the

vernacular as 'flying off the Handel'.

2012-02-11T14:51:00.000-08:00

The Potrzebie Prize #16

Gold Throne Awarded to Mitt Romney for

Winning the CPAC 2012 Straw Poll

2012-02-11T14:39:00.000-08:00

One of the Corollaries to the Theory of Intelligent Design

2012-02-11T10:36:00.000-08:00

Confederate Bag Lady

2012-02-11T09:55:00.000-08:00

When Andrew Breitbart enters a liquor store and tells the

clerk, "Gimme a pint of rosie with a skirt!" the clerk knows

that means to take a bottle of Wild Irish Rose and put it in

a paper bag, because Andrew is ready to rage.

2012-02-11T09:33:00.000-08:00

"I don't want to be a pundit! I just want to rage against

the dying of the Right!"

2012-02-11T09:23:00.000-08:00

In his heart, Rick knew that God had put

him on this Earth with a two-fold mission:

first, to decide what women should and

should not do, and, second, to determine

who's a Christian and who isn't.

2012-02-11T08:25:00.000-08:00

And then the brethren laid their hands on

The Boy Who Cried 'Guillotine!'

2012-02-11T07:52:00.000-08:00

"When I say, 'We are all Catholics now!' I am merely

acknowledging a stubborn fact: after 469 years,

Martin Luther has lost and the Counter-Reformation

has won."

2012-02-11T07:04:00.000-08:00

"The fact that you enjoy being 'severely conservative' as

much as I do isn't just a a coincidence. It's synchronicity!"

2012-02-11T06:35:00.000-08:00

The Unexpurgated Bible #71

"Lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and

Rick saw the Spirit of God descending like

a white-winged dove, and lighting upon him,

cooeth, 'Who-cooks-for-you?'"

2012-02-11T06:13:00.000-08:00

Recently-Declassified Photograph #27

The Republican Establishment

2012-02-10T17:16:00.000-08:00

Sarah Palin PAC Fundraising Craters

2012-02-10T16:52:00.000-08:00

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #61

Rats! It's Willard Again!

2012-02-10T16:34:00.000-08:00

"Wanna see what happens when I go 'severely conservative'

on this napping neonate?"

2012-02-10T15:53:00.000-08:00

The Unexpurgated Bible #70

"Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels,

and have not the Fist of Charity, I am become as

sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal."

2012-02-10T15:19:00.000-08:00

The 'Catholic Sex Ethic' is the same as the 'Protestant

Work Ethic', except that you're naked and working the

graveyard shift for less than the minimum wage.

2012-02-10T14:47:00.000-08:00

When Mike Huckabee, the Southern Baptist preacher,

declaimed at CPAC, "We are all Catholics now!" it was

obvious the Protestant Reformation had finally ended---

not with a bang, but with a whimper.

2012-02-10T14:28:00.000-08:00

The Unexpurgated Bible #69

"And when she had cried unto CPAC with a loud voice,

Coulter said, 'Father Reagan, into thy hands I commend

my spirit': and having said thus, she gave up the ghost."

2012-02-10T14:04:00.000-08:00

I Remember Dubya #51

Sister Coulter Makes the Sign of Dubya at CPAC

2012-02-10T13:37:00.000-08:00

"No, I'm NOT a Vegas blackjack dealer! I'm Al Cardenas,

chairman of the American Conservative Union. Next question!"